The birthday card I got at work says "I know why you always look forward to your birthday!" On the inside it continues "It's the spankings isn't it?"
What surprised me was that two of my fictional characters signed the card!
"Who doesn't like a good spanking?" BA von Crapp
"Civilization is lost on my brother. Happy Birthday, Vince." Vic
My buddy Wes is the biggest fan of the von Crapp Brothers, Adventurers. He captured them perfectly.