Limericks

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Limerick Castle in Ireland (I think)
Shouldn't there be a hidden meaning - something funny?
There once was a girl from Kazoo
Who walked wearing only one shoe
Said she when I asked
"It's all in the past.
I left my left shoe at the zoo."


Yeah, but can you play with the words?
There once was a girl from Odessa
Who wore a blue and white dressa
Said she with a smirk
"Don't be a jerk.
Without my dress I'm a messa"

Or it can be really personal (this to you, Leba)
I know a lovely librarian
who moonlights as a barbarian
Adept with big words
and slicing with swords
She really is quite contrarian


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