Two is cool

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Animals went into the Ark two by two. That's cool.

Two can be as bad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one.

Me and you is two, and that's cool.

Me and my Dog is two, and that's cool also, if I had a dog.

Two is a prime number, the first prime, which is cool.

Two plus two equals two to the second power. It's the only time that happens. That's cool.

Mars has two moons, which is pretty cool.

We have two eyes, two ears, two arms, two legs. Fortunately, we only have one tongue. That's cool.

In English we have three homonyms that sound like the number two: to, too and two. That's cool.

Two is just too cool.

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  1. ElizabethSeptember 21, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    Twa?

    Sounds like what

    But means

    two

    like in twain.

    Mark Twain

    or torn in twain

    or twains, trains with a lisp

    in Spain.

    Twa.

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